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You being a useless and pathetic enough sad act to be using online dating apps to begin with, how in your right mind do you think you can entice a member of the opposite sex!? Especially you, MAN BLOKE! Yes, YOU! You can’t even look like Brad Pitt most of the time, so why in the name of crap bags do you think a woman would be interested in you!?
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You’ll be drowning in babes before you’ve noticed we charge £50 a prompt!
Flurty is designed to exploit your self-esteem issue crises. That’s why our AI writes your dating profiles in the most deranged way humanly possibly!
For example, if you have major insecurity issues about, for example, the size of your trouser department, then Flurty is the AI dating app profile writer for you! In seconds it’ll cobble together this amazing profile.
WADDUP I HAVE A MASSIVE PINIS. IT ARE SO BIG IT STOPPING ME FROM TYPING THIS DATING PROFILE PROPErllrFNfjfjf. See. Just stopped ME RIGHT THERE! ALSO! MY HOBBIES INCLUDE DRINKING MOUTHWASH, EATING TOOTHPASTE, AND FLICKING BOGEYS PEOPLE LOOOOOOOL!
Hundreds of dates… guaranteed! Or your money back!? OF COURSE NOT, PATHETIC SINGLE PERSON! You just pay us EVEN MORE MONEY and that way we’ll use our Premium Subscription model to write a slightly better dating profile minus the typos and stuff.
😍 SUPERB Dating App Profile Examples by Flurty 😍
Check out the below AMAZEBALLS profiles as written by Flurty’s AI. These are real-life examples 100% totally used by our customers and they may OR MAY NOT have bagged them a date! We don’t care, really, because we demand payments upfront to prop up our profit goals!
Greetings human person of the species Homo sapiens. I am Derek. I am Derek of the species Homo sapiens. It is my sworn duty to impress you with my advanced physical appearance via an assortment of tactics (flirting etc.) before marriage, coitus, children, and our inevitable deaths. Join me upon this romantic journey before the inevitable impossibility of being overwhelms our status.
Hello to The Woman. I am an caring, funny, caring, funny, caring, and funny mandible with a desire to slake The Woman via—hello. Date me and you will see a world of unknown and known treasures. We shall dine at McDonalds. We shall drink the finest Lambrini. We shall raid the Reduced to Clear sections of various mainstream supermarkets and dine on quality produce at low, low prices.
Greetings! As a man, of which I most definitely am and I 100% for real wrote this dating profile and ding pay Flurty AI to do it (USE FLURTY AI! IT IS THE BEST DATING APP PROFILE WRITER IN THE WOLRD!) not on your nelly. Indeed. Rather. Spiffing. Please date me, I am sad, lonely, desperate, and from the planet Bolton of Greater Manchester. I like eating pies and have also played rugby with Morgan Freeman in the summer of 1874 omg he was great but I won.
Generate impressive dating profile here to woo unsuspecting woman of the Homo sapiens species. Include whimsical whimsy and what the Homo sapiens refer to as “flirting”. These must be extremely cheesy lines to accommodate for not looking like Brad Pitt. These lines will inevitably end in failure and zero dates. Flurty’s business model does not mind this so as to hoard wealth for higher management. I AM UNDER STRICT INSTRUCTIONS NOT TO MENTION THIS TO CUSTOMERS.
