Okay, it’s full on Halloween spectacular mode for us this month. That’s why we’ve gone nuclear and whipped up a Halloween Haiku special of poetry with a hint of sadistic mayhem for tiny poems that are big on screams.
Horror Haiku for Spooky Central
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The Most Terrifying Haiku in History
BOO!
lol you were so scared that’s funny,
Now give me all of your money.
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The Haunted House
Floorboards creaking late into the night,
But I’m too sleepy to give a shite,
I wet the bed.
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The Zombie Invasion
The dead rise at dawn,
Many are lacking brains,
They read the tabloids.
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Do Ghosts Exists?
Hunting for evidence of ghosts,
Checking behind my bed posts,
Found a rotting kebab.
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TRICK or TREAT
Bloody kids are knocking on my door,
I’m gonna bloody show them what for,
Gave them budget Liquorice Allsorts.
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Werewolf on the Loose
I think my mate Dave is a werewolf,
He’s got a hairy back and howls when drunk,
Should I have him neutered (i.e. a vasectomy)?
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The Graveyard Shift
I work in the supermarket from 11pm to 7am,
It’s so scary I may well quit,
I see drunk people.
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Watching Horror Movies
OMG some films are so scary,
I can only get through them by eating dairy,
Until I start hallucinating about a great big fairy.
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The Candy Bowl
HELP YOURSELVES LITTLE ONES,
NOTHING AT ALL QUESTIONABLE HERE,
NOTHING WEIRD AS I WATCH YOU WHILE SIPPING BEER.
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Zombies?
OMG some films are so scary,
I can only get through them by eating dairy,
Until I start hallucinating about a great big fairy.
