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Tag: Haiku

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

September 14, 2019September 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories
June 29, 2019June 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Haiku Adventure
March 24, 2019March 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Adventure: The Poetic Point & Click Romp (preview)

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Monument Valley II
June 24, 2018January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley II: Artistic Indie Wonder For Your Phone

The Sound of the Mountain by Yasunari Kawabata
March 24, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata

Tengami
March 22, 2016January 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tengami: Glorious Eastern Mysticism Will Help You Unwind

Jeremy Pang Pad Thai
August 28, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #6: Jeremy Pang’s Pad Thai Noodle Kit

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