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Tag: poetry

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023April 30, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

The Original Published Poetry of Jim Morrison
February 4, 2023February 27, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The Original Published Poetry of Jim Morrison

Haiku weekend special
January 27, 2023January 26, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #14: Weekend Special (Saturday & Sunday)

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

Flower the game by thatgamecompany
April 12, 2020April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flower: Calming Hippy Romp About Floating Gardening

Salvador Dali painting of melting clocks and a monster
March 10, 2020March 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exquisite Corpse: Collaborative Surrealist Literary Fun

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

September 14, 2019September 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Katsushika Hokusai: The Great Wave off Kanagawa

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Haiku Adventure
March 24, 2019March 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Adventure: The Poetic Point & Click Romp (preview)

The Sound of the Mountain by Yasunari Kawabata
March 24, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata

The Prophet by Kahil Gibran
October 21, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Prophet by Kahil Gibran

Big Sur - Jack Kerouac
June 3, 2017August 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Big Sur by Jack Kerouac

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