Author: Mr. Wapojif
I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day
Proof That Artists Live On Jupiter!
How to Dance Like a Fly
What Earthlings Could Do On Mars
Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study
Why Youth Slang is Annoying
Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More
I am a Moo Cow
New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations
The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next
Professional Moron’s Thought of the Day
Official Professional Moron Art
In Praise of Queenie
The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist
An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy
Fish and Chips – An Explanation
The Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables
How To Boil An Egg
Turn Your Living Room Into a DIY Olympics
The Art of Looking Indifferent
Pet Great White Shark: Why It’s Not a Good Idea
Why Do The British Complain About The Weather?
Europe Explained For Non-European Folk
Butters: Celebrating South Park’s Naive Superstar
Dinner Party: Who Would Make Your Perfect Night?
The Importance of Drunk Phones
Emergency Products: The Many & Varied Uses
Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales
The Black Widow: Would You Be Friends With One?
Killer Monsters: Are They Invading the Earth?
How to Sue Someone
Can You be Indifferent to Marmite?
Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need To Know
The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview
The Wrong Type of Snow
Is Your Husband an Alien?
