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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
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April 11, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

April 3, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

Rayman Origins
April 2, 2012February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills

April Fool's Day
April 1, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play

We Need To Talk About Kevin
March 31, 2012March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

Beans on Toast
March 17, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

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March 15, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend

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March 14, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist But Really Should, You Know?

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

A meeting of common people working common jobs
March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

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March 3, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

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February 23, 2012April 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

LOL
February 22, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

February 21, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #1

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

Sunday
February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

February 18, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Our First Blog Post

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