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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

FAR - Lone Sails
September 9, 2018May 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time

Portal 2
September 9, 2018March 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

Keith Moon drumming
September 7, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon: Drumming Genius and Additional Madman Capabilities

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

Remi Cabarrou vinyl painting
September 5, 2018September 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Video game controller
September 2, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon

The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger
September 1, 2018January 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

Well
August 31, 2018August 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

Soup
August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Scream
August 29, 2018March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

ABZÛ
August 26, 2018March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

ABZÛ: Breathtaking Oceanic Romp With Fishies & An Orchestra

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley-Cherry Garrard
August 25, 2018January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley Cherry-Garrard

Hummus
August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

An escalator
August 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

August 22, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jupiter: The Artistic Enormity of a Miraculous Gas Giant

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Dead Cells
August 19, 2018April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: It’s Here & It’s Not Dead

Riptide GP
August 19, 2018May 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Riptide GP: Strangely Compelling Sci-Fi Wave Racer

Ferdinand Magellan Over The Edge of the World
August 18, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Over the Edge of the World by Laurence Bergreen

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

Burning
August 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Raging Bull
August 15, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Raging Bull: Scorsese Classic Will Still Punch Your Head In

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Soap crunching
August 13, 2018August 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products

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