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Category: In Praise Of

All your base are belong to us
March 22, 2020July 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Broken English in Gaming Text Translations

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

On White II by Vassily Kandinsky
November 26, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

On White II: Wassily Kandinsky & Synesthesia (hearing colours)

Japanese writing symbols
November 15, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Writing System: Praising This Artistic Excellence

The Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim
November 5, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Bugs: Some of the RPG Epic’s Best Stupid Moments

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019May 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Music, & Rain

Fog
November 21, 2018March 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

Edgar the Bug
November 7, 2018December 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

Nyango Star
October 28, 2018April 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

August 22, 2018July 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Jupiter: The Artistic Enormity of a Miraculous Gas Giant

Soap crunching
August 13, 2018August 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Soap Crunching: In Praise Of Scrunching Up Cleaning Products

Cat Cafe Manchester
August 8, 2018March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cat Cafรฉ Manchester: Cats, Tea, Cake, Cats, and Cats

SandSation
August 1, 2018July 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

SandSation: In Praise of Malleable Kinetic Sand

Worry Dolls
July 17, 2018November 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Worry Dolls: Praising These Groovy Little Dudes

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Phoebe Buffay
April 17, 2018March 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Phoebe From Friends

Philomena Cunk
April 9, 2018October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Philomena Cunk: Making Stupidity Funny Again

Ampersand
March 12, 2018March 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Ampersands (the logogram &)

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

Joey Tribbiani
February 16, 2018March 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Joey from Friends

Mr. Bean - Ecce homo qui est faba
September 20, 2017April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Bean’s Opening Music: Ecce Homo Intro is Bean-Based

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

The Jailer - Terry Gilliam in Monty Python's the Life of Brian
February 5, 2017April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

The Legend of Barney Thomson
November 30, 2016November 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson

In praise of fog
November 28, 2016November 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Fog (Earth’s bad breath)

Red Dwarf - Rimmer
August 24, 2016March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Judas Rimmer: Praising Red Dwarf’s Sardonic Coward

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016August 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

Bananas in Pyjamas
July 27, 2016March 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016July 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

Praising brown bread
July 6, 2016July 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brown Bread

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016June 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

In praise of passwords
June 23, 2016June 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Passwords

Why windows are great
June 8, 2016June 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Window

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