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Men rearranging their crotch in public
August 7, 2023August 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why must men ‘rearrange themselves’ in public!?”

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Men who text only one word responses in online dating
July 24, 2023July 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men on dating sites say nothing!?”

Hamsters at work guide in employment law
July 21, 2023July 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters at Work: Laws on Adorable Rodents in the Office

The annoyance of men playing with women's hair
July 17, 2023July 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my boyfriend play with my hair!?”

The Titanic leaving Belfast for Southampton
July 14, 2023July 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Real Events of the Titanic Sinking

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

The sin of desk eating
July 4, 2023July 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Desk Eating: Employment Laws on Hunger-Based Insubordination

Men wearing graphic t-shirts on dates
July 3, 2023July 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do men wear graphic t-shirts on dates?!”

A fat man in a supermarket buying food and scaring women
June 26, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps taking his top off in supermarkets”

A woman discussing violent chopstick behaviour at work, indicating chopsticks are dangerous to use
June 23, 2023June 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks at Work: How to Stop Employees Poking Their Eyes Out

A woman being forced to carry her boyfriend's things
June 19, 2023June 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I REFUSE to carry my boyfriend’s stuff?”

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

The Manly Guide to Women at Work
June 9, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Women at Work: How to Manage Working Women at the Workplace

A man refusing to take directions from his girlfriend
June 6, 2023June 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to ask for directions”

AI and the future of content podcast
June 3, 2023June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #16: AI and the Future of Content (podcast thingy)

A woman wearing high heels at work, potentially bankrupting the businesses
June 2, 2023June 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

High Heels at Work: Employment Laws on Artificially Taller Women

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler
May 13, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Google Bard Stories: The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

April 22, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Quint and Hooper

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

Stewart F1 documentary
April 12, 2023October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Stewart: Contemplative Documentary on an F1 Legend

The delights of backstabbing at work
April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding Bees to the Title
April 3, 2023April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Bees” to the Title

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
March 27, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
March 25, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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