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Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥

Paris, Texas 1984 film by Wm Wenders
December 24, 2025December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Paris, Texas: Wandering & Wondering in Colourful Cult Classic

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd.
October 2, 2025October 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Menu Writing Assistance Enterprises Ltd. 📃 [Sponsored Post]

The Menu film with Ralph Fiennes
October 1, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Menu: Fun Dark Comedy With an Epic Ralph Fiennes 👩‍🍳🪓🧑‍🍳

The horror of eating nothing but tinned soup
September 30, 2025September 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is eating nothing but tinned soup bad?!?” 🥫

Tinned soup for every meal
September 29, 2025September 29, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I feed my family nothing but tinned soups!” 🥫

Bus Simulator 21 the game
September 28, 2025September 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Simulator 21: Drive Passengers Around in Relaxing Sim 🚍

Prey the 2022 sci-fi film
September 27, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prey: Stunning Predator Outing Revives the Franchise 👽

Prey original soundtrack by Sarah Schachner
September 27, 2025October 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Sarah Schachner’s Prey Soundtrack 🎻

The Santa Documentary
September 26, 2025September 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Documentary (about me) 📽️

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Extra Butter)
September 25, 2025September 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

REFRESHING Margarine Juice (Now With Melted Butter) 🧈 [Sponsored Post]

Marriage Story the 2019 comedy drama
September 24, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Story: Dark Comedy Drama on Divorce and Life 💔

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

Take two of men seeking women in 2025 - lonely hearts
September 22, 2025September 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💘

Prodeus the FPS indie game
September 21, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Prodeus: Bloody Awesome FPS of Old Meets New 👹

Laika: Aged Through Blood indie game
September 21, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Laika: Aged Through Blood is Difficult and Violent 🏍️

A beautiful bouquet of flowers
September 20, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Bouquet of Flowers 💐

The Shape of Water 2017 film
September 17, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Shape of Water: Fantasy With Splash Factor and Sally Hawkins 🌊

The horror of an unmade bed in a relationship
September 16, 2025September 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend can’t make the bed!” 🛏️

Cast n Chill the indie fishing game
September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cast n Chill: The Autumnal Joys of Fishing, Ahoy! 🎣🍂

Fireside Feelings the indie game
September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Fireside Feelings: Empathetic Campfire Lark to Alleviate Stress 🔥

Summer of Soul music festival documentary
September 13, 2025November 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Summer of Soul: The Awesome Harlem Cultural Festival Documentary 🎼

Santa Claus suffering from tennis elbow
September 12, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Tennis Elbow Awareness Day 🎾

Hire an Explosion
September 11, 2025September 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Hire an Explosion Enterprises Ltd. 🔥 [Sponsored Post]

Sally Ride 2025 documentary
September 10, 2025September 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Sally Ride Documentary: NASA’s First Woman in Space 🚀

Doner Kebab Quixote the book about kebabs and lad culture
September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebab Quixote: Great Books That Never Were 🥙

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” 💡

Herdling by Okomotive
September 7, 2025September 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Herdling: A Beautiful Romp Through the Mountains 🏔️

Cloudpunk the indie game
September 7, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Cloudpunk: Uber Cool Cyberpunk Delivery Service Romp 🌆

Prisencolinensinainciusol the single by Adriano Celentano
September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

1972 Hit Prisencolinensinainciusol is Groovy Gibberish 🕺

THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! With crazy Santa Claus
September 5, 2025September 7, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: THE CHRISTMAS 2025 PUSH BEGINS!!!! 🎅

Oliver Egoist the rip-off Charles Dickens novel
September 4, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Egoist: Great Charles Dickens Books That Never Were 😉

Ocean With David Attenborough documentary
September 3, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Beautiful Warning That is Ocean with David Attenborough 🌊

Confusion at work with perplexed looking employees
September 2, 2025September 2, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Confusion at Work: Employment Law Business Bewilderment Guide 🤔

Alien Down to Earth the TV series
September 1, 2025September 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Down to Earth: Great TV Shows That Never Were 👽

Promenade game 2024
August 31, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Promenade: Colourful Adventure That’s a Charming Treat ⚙️

Little Orpheus the indie game
August 31, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Little Orpheus: Atomic Bombs and Dinosaurs Galore 🦕🛰️

Conundrum Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series by Charissa Bremer-David
August 30, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Conundrum: Puzzles in the Grotesques Tapestry Series 🖼️

Jaws @ 50 The Definitive Inside Story documentary
August 27, 2025September 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story is Jawsome 🦈

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

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