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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

The delights of backstabbing at work
April 11, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Backstabbing at Work is a Business Productivity Booster

Master body language to date women
April 10, 2023April 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What’s good body language in dating, mate?”

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight is a Mini-Gem

Dust: An Elysian Tail
April 9, 2023April 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dust: An Elysian Tail Has it All (i.e. anthropomorphic animals)

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue
April 8, 2023May 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Right to Be Lazy by Paul Lafargue

Team building builds your team
April 7, 2023April 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Team Building Exercises Motivate Your Worthless Employees

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd.
April 6, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Behind the Candelabra 2013 film
April 5, 2023April 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behind the Candelabra: Boogie-Woogies in Affectionate Biographic

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding Bees to the Title
April 3, 2023April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Bees” to the Title

Pineapple on Pizza the video game
April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pineapple on Pizza: Can a Video Game Convey a Flavour!?

The Howler a Game of Touch and Scream
April 2, 2023April 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Howler: Wind, Momentum, and a Steampunk Vilnius

California Dreamin' by The Mamas & the Papas
April 1, 2023April 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

California Dreamin’ With The Mamas & the Papas

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Angry Andrew's Angry Piano Lessons Ltd.
March 30, 2023March 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Piano Lessons Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Three Identical Strangers 2018 documentary film
March 29, 2023March 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Three Identical Strangers: Loss, Love, and Human Experimentation

A wife stealing of her husband's plate during a romantic meal
March 28, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The wife keeps eating off MY plate!!!”

Food theft at work is illegal
March 27, 2023March 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Employees Stealing Lunches at Work (Employment Law Guide)

Candleman the indie game
March 26, 2023March 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Candleman: Relaxing Puzzle Platformer With Atmospherics

My Brother Rabbit the indie game
March 26, 2023March 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Brother Rabbit: Surreal Adventures in Childhood Land

The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger
March 25, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Aliens invading Bolton Town Hall
March 24, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #20: Aliens Abduct Bolton Town Hall!

SQUAWK the parrot political party
March 23, 2023March 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

SQUAWK: The Parrot Political Party [Sponsored Post]

Villeneuve Pironi the F1 documentary
March 22, 2023August 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Villeneuve Pironi: Emotional Documentary on Tragic F1 Duo

Lawrence of Arabia poster
March 21, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts” Quote Off!

Responding to a woman about if her bum looks big
March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife keeps asking if her ‘bum’ looks big”

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Wave 4: Total Awesome (now with more Yoshi)

Mario Kart: Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance
March 19, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Super Circuit (another amazeballs time of it)

The Adventures of Celine Dion
March 18, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Inappropriate cards for people
March 16, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lovely Linda’s Lovely Card Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Lawrence of Arabia the 1962 epic film
March 15, 2023March 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lawrence of Arabia: The Epic of All Epics is Still Epic

Chatbot the Chat Show
March 14, 2023March 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chatbot the Chat Show: AI Powered A List Celebrity Merriment

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Webbed the indie game
March 12, 2023March 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Webbed: Become a Spider and Web Your Way to Victory!

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
March 12, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Janis Joplin and the Pearl album
March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Janis Joplin: Sassy Lady With Epic Dress Sense (blues special)

The Yodelling Yobbos
March 10, 2023March 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

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