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Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Virtual Boy on the Nintendo Switch 2 👾

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots
February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots of May 1968 🍋

My Kind of Angel i.m. William Burroughs
May 27, 2023May 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Kind of Angel by William Burroughs

Earth in prison after being sued
May 26, 2023May 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #21: Earth Sued Due to Aliens in Movies

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie
May 24, 2023May 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Still: A Michael J. Fox Movie (riveting, emotional, & candid)

A magpie squawking about magpies at work
May 23, 2023May 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Magpies at Work: Laws Regarding Corvidae Family Birds & Business

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

Boiled egg enterprises Ltd.
May 18, 2023May 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Boiled Egg Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

Predator film 1987
May 16, 2023February 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Dillon! You son of a bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

Hatris the Tetris like 1990 game
May 14, 2023May 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hatris: Like Tetris… But With Hats (not a word of a lie)

Genghis Khan the video game
May 14, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Genghis Khan: Turn-Based Strategy Game With Conquests

The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler
May 13, 2023May 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Google Bard Stories: The Adventures of Vlad the Impaler

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrr Arm Wrestling Contest
May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Macho Arm Wrestling Contest [Sponsored Post]

Big Train the sketch show on TV
May 10, 2023May 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Big Train: Career Building Sketch Show Was a Laugh

Will and Space the TV show
May 9, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Space: Friendship Sitcom With Remorseless Bleakness

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a Seafaring Gem

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
May 7, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks is a Cute Train-Based Romp

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mist World Beauty Competition
May 4, 2023May 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mist World Beauty Competition [Sponsored Post]

My Fair Lady film 1964
May 3, 2023May 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

My Fair Lady: Musical About Working Class Cockney Slang

Spluttering at work is a serious problem
May 2, 2023May 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spluttering at Work: Employment Laws on a Series of Short Noises

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

Teslagrad 2
April 30, 2023May 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad 2: The Electromagnetic Steampunk Sequel

Teslagrad Remastered
April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Teslagrad Remastered: Returning to the Metroidvania Gem

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver
April 29, 2023September 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Songs by Mary Oliver

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

About Schmidt
April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Schmidt: Marriage and Retirement in Nicholson-fest

April 22, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Quint and Hooper

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

Queen of Speed the Michèle Mouton story
April 19, 2023August 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Queen of Speed: Celebrating Rallying Ace Michèle Mouton

On the nature of workplace gossiping
April 18, 2023April 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gossiping at Work: Rules Regarding Chatting Tittle-Tattle

An older woman with food stuck in her teeth on a date
April 17, 2023April 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Spinach keeps getting stuck in my teeth on dates!”

DAVE THE DIVER indie game
April 16, 2023April 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

DAVE THE DIVER: Go Swimming & Run… a SUSHI RESTAURANT!!!

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