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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

April 4, 2021April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dorfromantik: The Beautifully Chilled Out City Builder

MoroniCast podcast logo
April 3, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast: Episode #0 of Our Dumb Podcast

April 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse characters standing to the backdrop of New York
March 31, 2021March 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse—Excellent Superhero Yarn

March 30, 2021March 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucille Bluth: Jessica Walter’s Finest Performance

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

Terranigma on the Super Nintendo
March 28, 2021March 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Terranigma: Cult Classic SNES Action RPG With Vague Plot

Mario Paint on the Super Nintendo
March 28, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Paint: Artistic SNES Wonder With a Mouse

Dmitri Shostakovich at his piano.
March 27, 2021April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Did Dmitri Shostakovich Have Shrapnel Stuck in His Skull?

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

The Meg with Jason Statham
March 24, 2021March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Meg: Absurd Supermassive Shark Romp is Dumb Fun

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

DOOM Eternal
March 21, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

DOOM Eternal: Crazy FPS With a Demon or Two

Kitty Letter the game by Oatmeal
March 21, 2021March 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kitty Letter: Oatmeal’s Free Game About Exploding Cats

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre
March 20, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A Journey Around My Room by Xavier de Maistre

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

Withness the 1985 film starring Harrison Ford
March 17, 2021March 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Witness: Tense Neo-Noir Crime Drama With Harrison Ford

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A cartoon man performing a handstand
March 15, 2021March 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Handstands at Work: Your Employees’ Rights

Murray Walker the F1 commentator
March 14, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray Walker Tribute: F1’s Legendary Commentator

A selection of orange, yellow, and green leaves from autumn
March 13, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Orange: The Story of the Reddish-Yellow Colour

Queen's Roger Taylor Drumming
March 12, 2021May 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Roger Taylor: Queen’s Falsetto Sporting Drummer

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

ThunderCats
March 10, 2021March 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

ThunderCats: They’re on the Loose (Hear Them Bloody Roar)

A cat walking during autumn
March 9, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Walking: The Stealthy World of Direct Registering

An assortment of spinach
March 8, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spinach in the Workplace: How to Manage the Leafy Green

Link standing against the landscape backdrop in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
March 7, 2021April 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Link: The Faces of Evil on the Philips CD-i
March 7, 2021May 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Link: The Faces of Evil—The Philips CD-i Zelda Disaster

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan
March 6, 2021March 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

BARKING by Lucy Sullivan

A bowl of curd with fruit and nuts
March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Curd” Into the Title

Have Some Junket old school marketing
March 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junket: Curdled Milk Dessert of Yesteryear

Sharky and George in the intro sequence to the TV show
March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sharky & George: Crime Busters of the Sea (of course)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

An office setting with laptops, paper, pens, and employees discussing work
March 1, 2021March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yodelling at Work: How to Manage Employee Falsettos

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