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February 22, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

February 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cats

February 19, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cake

February 18, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

It’s Professional Moron’s 1st Birthday

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

February 15, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Have FUN This Weekend

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

February 11, 2013February 15, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Why is green stuff good for you?

February 10, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Beware the Graffiti Monsters

February 9, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mill Ends Park

February 8, 2013February 8, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Battleship Potemkin!!!!

February 7, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Headington Shark

February 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

February 5, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Great Lemming Myth Debunked

February 4, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Sell Out

February 3, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Surreal Sunday: Weird Art

February 2, 2013February 2, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Are Bridges Useful?

February 1, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

January 31, 2013January 31, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

January 30, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep Fried Food!

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

January 28, 2013November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

January 27, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

English Cuisine Explained For Non-English Folk

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 24, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Be a Lunatic: Part #2

January 23, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Champagne and Egg Hot Pot

January 22, 2013January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s: Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 21, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkey

January 19, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Hide and Seek

January 18, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Have Fun With Snow

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 16, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Where Did Chopin Do His Shoppin’?

January 15, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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