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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A building from the indie game Townscaper
July 5, 2020October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Townscaper: Glorious Artistic Town Creater For Everyone

Mandagon
July 5, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mandagon: Engaging Platformer Steeped in Tibetan Theology

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

Innerspace
July 1, 2020July 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Innerspace: Inventive Sci-Fi Romp With Ace Practical Effects

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

Earthworm Jim 3D on the Nintendo 64
June 28, 2020November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 3D: Not Particularly Groovy N64 Outing

Donkey Kong 64
June 28, 2020June 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong 64: The Flawed N64 Game With No Donkeys

Choose Your Own Adventure - The Myster of the Maya by R. A. Montgomery
June 27, 2020June 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Choose Your Own Adventure Books—A Tribute

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

Earthworm Jim the TV show
June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Amusing TV Series of a Surreal Video Game

Jimi Hendrix with drummer MItch Mitchell and the bassist
June 23, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mitch Mitchell: Former Genius Drummer for Jimi Hendrix

Homebland TV show logo
June 22, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Maris Jones from the Retro Show as Mick Jagger
June 19, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mick Jagger’s Dancing & The Jones Family Retro Show

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

Twister- 1996 film
June 17, 2020July 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Twister: Windy Blockbuster From 1996 With CGI

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Wonder Project J2
June 14, 2020May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Wonder Project J2: Obscure N64 Title About a Robot & Bird 🐦

Wetrix
June 14, 2020June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wetrix: Fun N64 Puzzler With Water & Rubber Ducks

Calvin and Hobbes
June 13, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

James Cromwell and the pig in Babe
June 11, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

Coyote Peterson and the bullet ant
June 8, 2020June 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Coyote Peterson: The Jackass of Agonising Insect Stings

Bubble Bobble
June 7, 2020June 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble Bobble: Cute ’80s NES Platformer With Bubbles

The Paperboy logo
June 7, 2020April 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Paperboy: Deliver Newspapers For Your Gaming Kicks

Persepolis 1 and 2 by Marjane Satrapi
June 6, 2020June 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Persepolis by Marjane Satrapi

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

Wallace and Gromit in A Close Shave
June 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Close Shave: Another Classic From Wallace and Gromit

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