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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Jeff Porcaro
March 23, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jeff Porcaro: The Half-Time Shuffle Groove Master

All your base are belong to us
March 22, 2020July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Broken English in Gaming Text Translations

Rare Replay
March 22, 2020March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rare Replay: Compilation of the Developer’s Best Bits

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020July 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe 🥗

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

World of Warcraft
March 19, 2020May 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

Ori and the Will of the Wisps
March 15, 2020August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Will of the Wisps: The Masterpiece of a Sequel

Lonely Mountains: Downhill
March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Mountains: Downhill—Relaxing & Violent Biking Fun

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: The Comedy Troop’s Finale

Salvador Dali painting of melting clocks and a monster
March 10, 2020March 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exquisite Corpse: Collaborative Surrealist Literary Fun

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

March 8, 2020March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knight Lore: Groundbreaking Isometric Adventure Romp

Jetpac the 1983 arcade classic-min
March 8, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jetpac: Addictive Space Arcade Shooter Majigger

The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
March 7, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

Goldeneye 007 2010 - Nintendo Wii edition
March 1, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 (2010): Wii Remake of the Classic N64 FPS

Call of Duty - Black Ops II
March 1, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Call of Duty: Black Ops II—Daft FPS Thing With Guns

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
February 29, 2020March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Toto IV
February 24, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toto: The Tragedies and Triumphs of a Hit ’80s Band

The King's Bird
February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King’s Bird: Graceful Precision-Platformer Thing

Runbow
February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Runbow: Action-Packed Platform Racing Multiplayer

The Bees by Laline Paull
February 22, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Bees by Laline Paull

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