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Laysara: Summit Kingdom city builder game
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Laysara: Summit Kingdom is a Beautiful City Builder ⛰️

Exographer the physics puzzle platformer
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Exographer: Particle Physics-Based Platformer With Puzzles 🔬

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Red Dead Redemption II
April 26, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dead Redemption II: Pretty Solid AAA Adventure Romp

Path of Giants
April 26, 2020April 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Path of Giants: Relaxing Teamwork Puzzler With Much Snow

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
April 25, 2020August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Communist Manifesto by Marx & Engels

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

WordPress blogging logo
April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

THE LONGING
April 19, 2020December 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

THE LONGING: Solitude & Waiting For 400 Days

64DD for the Nintendo 64
April 19, 2020November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

64DD: Nintendo’s Heavily Delayed Magnetic Disk Drive Add-On

The Borrowers by Mary Norton
April 18, 2020April 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Borrowers by Mary Norton

Dominic the cockatiel doing his screm song
April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dominic the Screm Song Cockatiel: A Birdo Just Got to Screm

The Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh
April 16, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Vincent van Gogh: The Starry Night & Skeleton With Cigarette

Olivier Panis waving the French flag at the Monaco GP 1996
April 15, 2020May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

F1—Monaco 1996: Olivier Panis’ Epic First Win

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

LUNA The Shadow Dust
April 12, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

LUNA: The Shadow Dust—Artistic Point-And-Click Adventuring

Flower the game by thatgamecompany
April 12, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flower: Calming Hippy Romp About Floating Gardening

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
April 11, 2020April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

The TIme Machine - You will orbit into the fantastic future
April 8, 2020April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Machine: 1960 Classic With Morlocks & Tourism

Joey Castillo drumming for Queens of the Stone Age
April 7, 2020February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Joey Castillo: The Spectacularly Crazy Former QOTSA Drummer

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

64 Ōzumō (64大相撲—Rokujūyon Ōzumō)
April 5, 2020March 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

64 Ōzumō: The N64’s Cute Sumo Wrestling Game

Aero Gauge on the N64
April 5, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Aero Gauge: Dodgy N64 Racing Sim Thinks It’s the Best

Where's Wally? By Martin Handford
April 4, 2020March 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Asterix in Britain
April 1, 2020August 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Asterix in Britain: Celebrating the Fun Comic Book Jaunt

The Police Live album with Sting jumping, Stewart Copeland drumming, and Andy Summers
March 31, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stewart Copeland: The Police’s Drumming Genius

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

The player fighting Mike Tyson in the NES game Punch-Out!!
March 29, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Out!! Punch People in the Face in the NES Classic

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