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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

Mr. Blobby
August 5, 2019March 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Blobby: Explaining This ’90s British Thing For You

Grassland Groove in Tropical Freeze
August 4, 2019October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Grassland Groove: Tropical Freeze’s Masterpiece of a Level

Feather the indie game-min
August 4, 2019April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Feather: Relaxing & Colourful Indie Game Bird Flight Thing

A Steroid Hit The Earth - The Catastrophic World of Misprints by Martin Toseland
August 3, 2019August 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Steroid Hit The Earth: The Catastrophic World of Misprints by Martin Toseland

Two Sides of the Moon
August 2, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Two Sides of the Moon: Keith Moon’s Disastrous Solo Album

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019June 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Graffiti Reblog Special: Blue Tit & Arnie in Blue

Sea of Solitude
July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sea of Solitude: Beautiful Adventure is a Bit Lacking

My Friend Pedro
July 28, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

My Friend Pedro: Stylish Shoot ‘Em Up Lacks KILLER Blow

Chernobyl: History of a Tragedy by Serhii Plokhy
July 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl: History of a Tragedy by Serhii Plokhy

Boring...
July 26, 2019July 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post #2

Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Akira
July 24, 2019July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Akira: Legendary & Radioactive Animated Cult Classic

Mud
July 23, 2019July 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

WatchMojo
July 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

WatchMojo: Chernobyl’s Key Players Didn’t Speak English

Super Mario Galaxy 2
July 21, 2019February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Galaxy 2: Masterpiece of a Space Platformer Thing

Body Harvest on the Nintendo 64
July 21, 2019June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Harvest: Obscure N64 Cult Classic From DMA Design

Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another's Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith
July 20, 2019July 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Schadenfreude: The Joy of Another’s Misfortune by Tiffany Watt Smith

Female doctor with gloves
July 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Haas F1
July 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haas F1 & Rich Energy: The Corporate Collapse

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

Voice acting curtain call
July 14, 2019April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Video Game Voice Acting: A Celebration (of sorts)

Pode
July 14, 2019April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pode: Super Cute Puzzler With Hand-Holding

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

Grey windowsills
July 12, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

congo - cinema quad movie poster (1).jpg
July 10, 2019May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: Forgotten Crichton Adaptation With a Talking Ape

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Supraland
July 7, 2019May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Charming Sandbox Adventure That’ll Make You Swoon ⏳

Pilotwings 64
July 7, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pilotwings 64: Respecting the Airborne N64 Launch Title

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
July 6, 2019December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector

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