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May 3, 2012May 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

World Domination Awaits (Part 1)

May 2, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some (5) Really Weird Looking Animals

April 21, 2012November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Chinese Dwarf Hamster

April 20, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

History
April 17, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Three Notable Eccentrics From History

April 15, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

Shelves
April 14, 2012August 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Shelves: The Legend That Is

April 13, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Weird Foods We Found via The Internet

Keith Moon being serious for once.
April 12, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At London Olympics – Despite Being Dead

April 11, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Guide

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

April 5, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

10 Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

April 4, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

April 3, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

Rayman Origins
April 2, 2012February 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills

April 1, 2012April 1, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Amazing Stuff You Could Do On April Fool’s Day

We Need To Talk About Kevin
March 31, 2012August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

March 17, 2012October 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Factoid Article: Baked Beans

March 15, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

10 Amazing Things You Could Do This Weekend

March 14, 2012March 14, 2012Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist But Really Should, You Know?

March 13, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column – He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column!

March 11, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Events “They” Should Have Included At The Olympics

March 10, 2012November 16, 2019Truman Trumanson

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

March 8, 2012March 10, 2012Mr. Wapojif

If They Hadn’t Been Good At That…

March 7, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Top Ten Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

March 5, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

March 4, 2012March 4, 2012Truman Trumanson

A Brief Moment in History: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

March 3, 2012March 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

LOL
February 22, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

February 21, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column

February 20, 2012October 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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