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Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

The Best Incremental Games of All Time
June 2, 2026June 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Incremental Games of All Time 🖱️

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Katamari Damacy on the PlayStation 2
December 29, 2019December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Katamari Damacy Reroll: Erm… This One is Cute & Crazy

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Shovel Knight: King of Cards
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: King of Cards—Farewell to the Indie Masterpiece

Pikuniku
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pikuniku: Cutesy Dystopian Nightmare of an Indie Gem

A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin
December 21, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin

The Secret Policeman's Ball
December 20, 2019April 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

39 Days to Mars
December 15, 2019January 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

39 Days to Mars: Spiffing Space Steampunk Puzzler

Starman the game
December 15, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Starman: Eye-Catching Puzzle Game in Space

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

December 11, 2019September 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hitler: The Rise of Evil—Excellent Historical Mini-Series

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion’s AI is a Beautiful Thing

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Enter the Gungeon
December 8, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Enter the Gungeon: Riveting Bullet Hell Roguelike Fun

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Super Mario RPG
December 1, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars—A SNES Cult Classic

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