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Tag: Apps

HRU - The Dating App for Lazy Men
July 17, 2025July 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

HRU: The Dating App for Lazy Men 💘 [Sponsored Post]

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

ROD the dating app for fishermen
June 22, 2023June 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ROD: Fishing & Flirting App for Fishermen [Sponsored Post]

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

Geometry Dash
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Geometry Dash: Addictive Endless Runner With Dance Music

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Super Mario Run
December 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Run: Jump, Whoop, Run, & Fun!

Pokemon GO
July 20, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

Blinking
October 12, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

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