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Tag: Beauty

Princess Mononoke's Journey to the West Landscape
July 19, 2025August 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Princess Mononoke’s Journey to the West Landscape ⛰️

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd.
December 5, 2024December 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Third Arm Cosmetic Surgery Enterprises Ltd. 💪 [Sponsored Post]

Handsome Henry for Hire
October 27, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Handsome Henry for Hire [Sponsored Post]

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World 2021 documentary
July 20, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World: The Story of Björn Andrésen

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers 💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Brienne of Tarth
May 14, 2019May 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brienne of Tarth: Celebrating This Most Excellent & Noble Knight

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Fog
November 21, 2018March 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Connor
June 30, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

February 12, 2015February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Does Shampoo Have Poo In It?

January 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

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