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Tag: Boyfriend

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January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

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February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

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February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

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December 18, 2020January 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

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April 21, 2020April 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

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July 2, 2019July 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

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June 24, 2012July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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