Jealously is a like a shepherd’s pie. It’s full of vegetables and has a tasty mashed potato covering. And if you don’t agree with this analogy, then you’re just plain wrong in the head.
Like today’s human male of topic. He’s the “jealous” type. Oh no! What ever can his damsel in distress do!? Agony Aunt to the… rescue!
Hi, Gloria. It’s advisable in this situation to avoid divorce, as that could lead to septicemia due to annoyance.
Professional Moron 
My my, my guess is she’s a total floozie. 🙂
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Yes. Like in Titanic.
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Ok. Yes lots of floozies there. Really?
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u want a fight oar wot m8?!
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Oar wot sounds good.
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Innit
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What the EF?
Shepherd’s pie? I resent you dragging a perfectly good vegetarian adaptation of this dish into this insanity!
Now, Gloria, get with it!
1. Take up karate
2. Wear tons of make-up
3. Wear sexy clothes.
Once you are noticed by anyone, and Jezza goes into action: you chop him, flip him, body slam him, round-house kick him and poke him in the eyes.
While he’s on the ground screaming blindly in pain, shout out as loud as you can “Women’s Lib”
Then, beat it to another city!
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Too much effort! Just go around punching everyone you see. Problem solved. Whatever the problem was. Jealousy?! Pfft! Just drink heavily.
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I drink red wine, but after a few glasses, I fall asleep. Is that heavily?
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If you add cocaine to the wine, you stay awake. Allegedly.
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Allegedly!
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OH FOR GOD’S SAKE! Right, angry email coming your way!
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Why is it always an email? Why not a femail?
Women unite! Email is sexist!
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Okay… NOW IS THE TIME FOR CALM! Did you watch Lost in Translation? That’ll help.
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