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Tag: Chocolate

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Will Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971 film
March 16, 2022March 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: Sweets & Psychedelia

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Pain et Agony au Chocolat
June 6, 2017June 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016March 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016January 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Kinder Surprise Eggs
July 29, 2015November 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Kinder Surprise Eggs Banned In America?

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

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