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Tag: Concrete

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Oscar Winning Films Ruined by Cement
June 29, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

Concrete kite
December 26, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ConKite (a concrete kite)

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

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