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Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

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