A yellow blob with a vacant expression

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Surreal Humour & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Breaking News
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • In Praise Of…
    • Haiku Friday
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • Food Disasters
    • Oodles of Noodles
    • Tea Week!
  • Features
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Exclusive Santa Claus Newsletters
    • FAQs About Stuff
    • How to…
    • Special Features
    • Drumming
  • Films & TV
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Film Reviews (Serious Ones)
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video games
    • Indie games
    • Retro gaming
    • Modern Games
  • About

Tag: doctor

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Join 2,036 other followers

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Sail the Social Ship

  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Facebook

Our Most Excellent Posts

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand's (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018
Toy Story: "This isn't flying, it's falling with style" Quote Off Extravaganza!
Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?
As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!
Eating Apples at Work: Why it's Disgusting & we Hate You For it
The Beatles' Beards Rated
Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get" Quote Off!
Morph: Cute Stop Motion Kids Classic Thing

Twits on Twitter

My Tweets

Idiots on Instagram

Facebook Fools

Facebook Fools

Looking for Something?

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2020. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
Cookies & Privacy: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. To find out more, including how to control cookies, you see here: Cookie Policy