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May 13, 2021May 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

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November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

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September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

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August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

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July 21, 2020July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

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September 21, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

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July 23, 2018April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

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