Tag: Fashion
Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)
Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”
Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”
Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”
Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work
Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]
Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]
Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”
Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues
Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”
Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?
Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy
Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)
Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts
Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum
Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make
Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”
Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title
Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)
15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title
Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return
Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)
Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”
Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista
Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener
Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)
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