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Tag: Fashion

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
1 week ago June 10, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Umbrella
December 11, 2018December 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

Hob
July 2, 2018July 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Socket
June 8, 2018June 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017October 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017October 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017September 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017September 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

The MattDress
August 29, 2017August 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

August 18, 2017August 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

The history of the dunce cap
August 15, 2017August 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Mouthmosh - It does a better job than mouthwash
July 17, 2017July 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017June 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

Pommes de Tear clothes recipe
May 25, 2017May 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

How do I look like Brad Pitt?
May 1, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

The CARpet
January 24, 2017January 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

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