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Tag: Fashion

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022December 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Camouflaged employees destroy society
October 17, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Camouflage at Work: Laws on Employees and Obscurity

Ibex Insurance Ltd.
October 6, 2022September 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ibex Insurance Ltd. is the GOAT [Sponsored Post]

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

UnderSwear the world's first swearing underpants
April 4, 2022April 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)

Workplace signs for items you can wear, including shoes
December 21, 2021December 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Slippers at Work: Laws on Comfortable Workplace Footwear

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A male employee standing and staring at a whiteboard of information—he has no dandruff
March 22, 2021March 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dandruff at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Scalp Issues

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Two businessmen shaking hands to the backdrop of money.
January 21, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Nail Picking at Work: Your Business’ Policy

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

Punch's satirical picture of a Victorian-era crinoline
December 22, 2020February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

November 7, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Reblog: Princess Blue Holly vs Etamilc Egnahc

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

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