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Tag: Football

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019November 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018March 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

January 22, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

An Analysis Of Tinned Full English Breakfasts

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

October 30, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

October 21, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Nintendo Wii Games Never Made

March 11, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Events “They” Should Have Included At The Olympics

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