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Tag: Football

A chip butty with ketchup
May 21, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Chip Butty: History of This Stodge Happy Sandwich

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition
December 8, 2019November 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Sega Worldwide Soccer Euro 2000 Edition: The Bizarre Dreamcast Footballer

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018March 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

A man wearing a kilt male skirt
October 30, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

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