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Tag: Life

The importance of having slippers
January 4, 2025January 4, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

On the Importance of Slippers (an ode to turning 40) 🥿

Swarms of wasps at work
February 27, 2024February 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swarms of Wasps at Work: How to Deal With Stinging Insects

The Forest Quarter by Mads and Friends
September 24, 2023September 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Forest Quartet: Jazzy Puzzles in Dreamy Memory Land

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini
February 5, 2022February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini

Free Solo the film about Alex Honnold
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock

Lost in Translation
December 16, 2020December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns
October 31, 2020November 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami
December 7, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Medieval Bodies: Life, Death, and Art in the Middle Ages by Jack Hartnell
November 9, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Bodies by Jack Hartnell

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
July 6, 2019December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Trumphant Hearts by Jason Becker
December 12, 2018October 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Music, & Rain

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Badlands
November 28, 2018December 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
October 14, 2018March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018April 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
September 29, 2018October 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

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