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Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

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Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

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A Savage Indictment Of “The Wheels On The Bus” Nursery Rhyme

September 4, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Here Is The Most Horrifying Moral Conflict Of Public Transport!

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

April 18, 2013November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

South Reddish train station in Manchester.
November 13, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

South Reddish Train Station: England’s Loneliest Railtrack

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November 3, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm When It’s Cold

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September 18, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Lunatic: Part One

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August 1, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Looking Indifferent

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