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Tag: romantic

Techno as a sleep assistant
May 19, 2026May 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Boyfriend listens to TECHNO music for sleep!” 📻

Bleach Read the romance book
May 18, 2026May 18, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bleach Read: Great Romance Novels That Never Were 🧼

Aldi's Valentine's Day Garlic Bread in a love heart shape
February 14, 2026February 14, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The UK’s Weird Valentine’s Day Food Bender 💝

Women Seeking Men 2026 in lonely hearts
February 10, 2026February 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: ANGRY Women Seeking Pathetic Men 💝

Men Seeking Women in 2026 lonely hearts
February 9, 2026February 9, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2026: Dreamboat Men Seeking LUCKY Women 💘

Emma the 2020 film
January 7, 2026April 19, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Emma. Genuinely Spiffing Take on Jane Austen Novel 🍰

Notting Hill film from 1999
May 24, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notting Hill: “I’m just a girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza! 💖

Madame Bovril the book
April 23, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovril: Great Books That Never Were 💘👗

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

Past Lives film 2023
December 13, 2023December 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Past Lives: In-Yun and Romantic Loss in Celine Song’s Debut

The Tempest by Ivan Aivazovsky
August 5, 2023October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ivan Aivazovsky: Dazzling Romanticism & Marine Art

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Two colleagues discuss paperwork by pointing with their pens. They may be flirting.
January 26, 2021January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Controlling Flirting at Work: How to Keep Employees Docile

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

The Monk by the Sea
May 15, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Caspar David Friedrich: The Gothic Romantic Genius Painter

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

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