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Tag: Spices

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

Black pepper health horror
March 22, 2024March 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What’s a lethal dose of black pepper?” 💉🤕

Venba the Indian food game
September 3, 2023August 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Venba: Storybook Indian Food Cooking Game Goodness

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Horseradish soup
July 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Sticks of cinnamon
June 4, 2015October 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!

March 4, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

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