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Tag: Star Wars

Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
July 31, 2021August 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on the N64
October 18, 2020October 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 9, 2019November 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Yep, This Again

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

BB-8
September 7, 2015November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why You Should Totes Buy a Hamster Instead of a BB-8

November 29, 2014January 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer Reaction

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

Scenes from classic movies from Hollywood
June 4, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Classic Film Quotes Altered For The Best

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