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Tag: The Queen

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A dramatic sunset.
October 7, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Farewell to Sunlight: An Ode to Losing the Sun

Some eggs waiting to be boiled
August 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

A wax figure of the Queen of England
May 29, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee: Stuff We’d Like To See

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