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The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019April 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 16, 2015February 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!!!

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Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

November 1, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

June 26, 2012June 26, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

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