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The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!!!

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Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

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The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

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Batman: The Dark Knight Rises

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