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The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 16, 2015November 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!!!

November 19, 2012September 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

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November 1, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

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Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

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