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The Last Samurai
February 6, 2019February 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Last Samurai: Underrated Epic With an On-Form Cruise

A Few Good Men - You can't handle the truth
October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

A Few Good Men: “You can’t handle the truth!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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August 20, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 16, 2015November 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

THE VERY BEST OF TOM CRUISE SHOUTING IN FILMS!!!

November 19, 2012November 19, 2012Mr. Wapojif

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November 1, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

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