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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
October 4, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection

The Super Mario Bros. 3 gaming watch by Nintendo.
October 4, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Bottom Live 2: The Big Number 2 Tour
September 30, 2020September 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour—Violent Anti-Monarchy Fun

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

The Oregon Trail game from 1985.
September 27, 2020May 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Oregon Trail Game: Education Classic With Dysentery

Game and Watch Gallery for the Game Boy
September 27, 2020September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Game & Watch Gallery: Game Boy Retro Romp is Retro

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver
September 26, 2020September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

Weekend at Bernie's II
September 23, 2020January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Weekend at Bernie’s II: High-Concept Comedy About Death

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

Mario Bros bottle factory for Game & Watch from 1983.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Bros. Bottle Factory Game & Watch: Smashing!

Mario's Cement Factory on the Game & Watch.
September 20, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario’s Cement Factory: Game & Watch Classic is Concrete

Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector
September 19, 2020September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

All is Lost starring Robert Redford.
September 16, 2020September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

All is Lost: Gem of a Survival Drama With Robert Redford

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

EarthBound on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020September 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

EarthBound: Pontificating Over the SNES RPG Legend

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament—Super Fun Racer

Touching the Void by Joe Simpson
September 12, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Touching the Void by Joe Simpson

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

Is active voice bad or good?
September 10, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Active Voice: Time to Get Passive-Aggressive About Sentences

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Live from Manchester UK—Graffiti!

Spiritfarer
September 6, 2020March 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spiritfarer: Charming Construction Sim is Wonderful

Battle Chess on the Amiga
September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Battle Chess: Fun Amiga Strategy Romp With Cute Fatalities

Address Unknown by Kathrine Kressman Taylor
September 5, 2020February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Address Unknown by Kathrine Kressman Taylor

Jochen Rindt smoking before an F1 race.
September 5, 2020November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jochen Rindt: Tribute on F1 Driver’s 50th Anniversary

John Bonham drumming
September 4, 2020March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John Bonham: Drumming God With a Whole Lotta Groove

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