Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)
The Duellists: En Garde! It’s Ridley Scott’s Historical Drama Debut
Screaming at Work: Managing Your Employees’ Vocal Exclamations
Agony Aunt: “What are some realistic New Year’s resolutions?”
Iconoclasts: Fun 2D Romp a Bit Like Mischief Makers
Prince of Persia: Cinematic Fantasy Jaunt With Lots of Death
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I deal with my NYE party hangover?!”
Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics
Short Story: The Personal Arguments of Mr. Armleg Fistfoot [Unfinished]
10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title
Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Disaster (and some good bits)
Katana ZERO: Some Eighties Style Neo-Noir Awesome
Unto the End: Snowy Platformer With Heavy Breathing
Congo by Michael Crichton
Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff
American Splendor: The Fun Tale of Harvey Pekar’s Comics
Crinolines: Disturbing History of Victorian Era Petticoats & Skirts
Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”
Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy
Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp
Stig of the Dump by Clive King
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”
Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff
Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray
Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”
Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track
Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger: Denryū Iraira Bō—The N64 Puzzle Game
Densha de Go! 64: Do You Like Trains On Your N64?!
Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith
Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”
Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist
Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show
Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”
Saikyō Habu Shōgi: Japanese Chess N64 Launch Title Romp
