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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Mostly Hero by Anna Burns
October 31, 2020November 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mostly Hero by Anna Burns

Bangers and mash
October 30, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Gogs the claymation caveman sitcom
October 28, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gogs: Fun Caveman Claymation Sitcom With Grunting

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

ClayFighter 63⅓ box on the Nintendo 64
October 25, 2020April 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ClayFighter 63⅓: Terrible N64 Fighting Game

Nagano Winter Olympics '98
October 25, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nagano Winter Olympics ’98: Dull Button Bashing Sports Romp

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau
October 24, 2020April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Morph the claymation character
October 21, 2020October 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Morph: Cute Stop Motion Kids Classic Thing

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

Mission Impossible on the N64
October 18, 2020October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mission Impossible: Flawed N64 Game is Okay

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire on the N64
October 18, 2020October 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire—Brilliantly Muted Shooter

Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov
October 17, 2020October 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Heart of a Dog by Mikhail Bulgakov 🐶❤️

Joe Morello playing the drums
October 16, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Joe Morello: Laid-Back Jazz Drummer Extraordinaire

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

The Raggy Dolls
October 14, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Donkey Kong the 1981 arcade game
October 11, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong: Nintendo’s Legendary Arcade Unit

Minesweeper the video game
October 11, 2020April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Minesweeper: Explosive Minimalistic Puzzle Game 💥

The Victim by P.D. James
October 10, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Victim by P.D. James

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Challenger: The Final Flight Netflix documentary
October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Challenger: The Final Flight—Humane Look at a Disaster

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Super Mario 3D All-Stars
October 4, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection

The Super Mario Bros. 3 gaming watch by Nintendo.
October 4, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Bottom Live 2: The Big Number 2 Tour
September 30, 2020September 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour—Violent Anti-Monarchy Fun

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

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