Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Asterix: 1993 SNES Platformer That’s D’accord
Who Ate the First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy
Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows
Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?
The Lost World: Jurassic Park—Flawed Sequel is Roar
Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”
Jurassic Park: SNES Adaptation is Roar (Real) Decent
Carmageddon 64: Disastrous Port of Controversial PC Racer
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing
Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority
The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy
Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”
Jeopardy! Terrible N64 Game of the Day #2
Wheel of Fortune: Terrible N64 Game of the Day #1
Magic Eye Books: Celebrating the Infuriating Staring Contest
Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)
Touch the Truck: Another Stupid Reality TV Show
Jason and the Argonauts: Epic With Argy-Bargy Skeletons
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”
Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger
MRC: Multi-Racing Championship: The 3 Track N64 Racer
Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia
Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite
F1 Hockenheim 2000: Barrichello’s Crazy & Tearful First Win
Braveheart: The Greatest Film Ever Made
Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!
Banjo-Tooie: The Less Famous N64 Sequel Thing
Cruis’n USA: Dodgy N64 Port Isn’t a Retro Gaming Dream
Text Adventures: A Brief History of Interactive Fiction Games
Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire
Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History
