Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity
Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers
Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village
THE LONGING: Solitude & Waiting For 400 Days
64DD: Nintendo’s Heavily Delayed Magnetic Disk Drive Add-On
The Borrowers by Mary Norton
Dominic the Screm Song Cockatiel: A Birdo Just Got to Screm
Vincent van Gogh: The Starry Night & Skeleton With Cigarette
F1—Monaco 1996: Olivier Panis’ Epic First Win
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”
TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)
LUNA: The Shadow Dust—Artistic Point-And-Click Adventuring
Flower: Calming Hippy Romp About Floating Gardening
The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”
Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm
The Time Machine: 1960 Classic With Morlocks & Tourism
Joey Castillo: The Spectacularly Crazy Former QOTSA Drummer
TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation
64 Ōzumō: The N64’s Cute Sumo Wrestling Game
Aero Gauge: Dodgy N64 Racing Sim Thinks It’s the Best
Where’s Wally? by Martin Handford
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”
Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering
Asterix in Britain: Celebrating the Fun Comic Book Jaunt
Stewart Copeland: The Police’s Drumming Genius
Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!
Punch-Out!! Punch People in the Face in the NES Classic
ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U
The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max
Ori and the Will of the Wisps’ Soundtrack—That is All
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”
Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead
Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit
Jeff Porcaro: The Half-Time Shuffle Groove Master
