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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
September 4, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls – Enjoyably Daft End to Carrey’s Slapstick Series

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

The Simpson's house in Springfield
September 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flanderisation: How Successful Shows Ruin Themselves

Streets of Rage on the Mega Drive
September 1, 2019September 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Streets of Rage: Punchy Punch Type of Retro Punch

Beowulf
August 31, 2019September 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

A drum stick
August 30, 2019March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jonathan Moffett: Michael Jackson’s Drummer Extraordinaire

Sunshine Blogger Challenge
August 29, 2019February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Sunshine & Lollipops Blogger Award 64

August 28, 2019September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – The 1994 Goofball Jim Carrey Romp

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim logo
August 25, 2019June 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim—Even an Arrow in the Knee Won’t Stop It

Ape Out
August 25, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ape Out: Percussive Beat ‘Em Up Romp With Jazz

August 24, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Graffiti Brasil by Tristan Manco

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Live Aid 1985 - Philadelphia
August 22, 2019June 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Duran Duran: Live Aid 1985 & Le Bon’s Bum Note

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

Donkey Kong arcade game
August 19, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Universal City Studios V Nintendo: How Not to Sue Someone

FAR Lone Sails
August 18, 2019April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Lone Sails – An Adventure Steeped in Solitude Hits the Switch

GNOG
August 18, 2019August 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

GNOG: Super Amazeballs Fun Puzzler Musical Buster 64

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan
August 17, 2019July 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

Woodstock 1969 poster
August 14, 2019July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Woodstock: 50th Anniversary of the Legendary Music Festival

A Gretsch drum kit
August 13, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Carlock: One of Your New Favourite Jazz Drummers

Plums
August 12, 2019May 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Synchronicity: Plum Pudding & Monsieur de Fontgibu

Journey video game
August 11, 2019April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Journey: Breathtaking Indie Game Excellence

Turok 2 Seeds of Evil on the N64
August 11, 2019March 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Turok 2: Seeds of Evil – N64 Classic Roars Onto the Switch

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking by Susan Cain
August 10, 2019October 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

The King of Kong - A Fistful of Quarters
August 7, 2019October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters – The Weirdly Mesmirising Documentary

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

Mr. Blobby
August 5, 2019March 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Blobby: Explaining This ’90s British Thing For You

Grassland Groove in Tropical Freeze
August 4, 2019October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Grassland Groove: Tropical Freeze’s Masterpiece of a Level

Feather the indie game-min
August 4, 2019April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Feather: Relaxing & Colourful Indie Game Bird Flight Thing

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