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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Some skimming stone pebbles under water
September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stone Skimming (Skipping): The Relaxing Pursuit of Legends

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Live from Manchester UK—Graffiti!

Spiritfarer
September 6, 2020March 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spiritfarer: Charming Construction Sim is Wonderful

Battle Chess on the Amiga
September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Battle Chess: Fun Amiga Strategy Romp With Cute Fatalities

Address Unknown by Kathrine Kressman Taylor
September 5, 2020February 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Address Unknown by Kathrine Kressman Taylor

Jochen Rindt smoking before an F1 race.
September 5, 2020November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jochen Rindt: Tribute on F1 Driver’s 50th Anniversary

John Bonham drumming
September 4, 2020March 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John Bonham: Drumming God With a Whole Lotta Groove

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

The Magic Roundabout and its cast of characters
September 2, 2020July 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Magic Roundabout: Groovy Cult Classic With Zebedee

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

A clock with 24 hours in the day
August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25: The Long-Awaited Sequel to 24

A Plague Tale: Innocence
August 30, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Plague Tale: Innocence—A Game With Rats, Innit

Super Bomberman 2
August 30, 2020October 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Bomberman 2: Explosive Fun With Lots of Boom

An extract from the Voynich Manuscript
August 29, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Voynich Manuscript by Unknown

Two Yorkshire puddings with fire in the background
August 28, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty

Art Blakey playing the drums
August 27, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Art Blakey: The Big Band Jazz Drumming Legend

Whiplash the film
August 26, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: A Casual Film Romp About Drumming

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

The Bug Butcher
August 23, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Bug Butcher: Epic Little Shooter Where You Aim UP!

Asterix on the Super Nintendo
August 23, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Asterix: 1993 SNES Platformer That’s D’accord

Who Ate The First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy
August 22, 2020August 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Who Ate the First Oyster? By Cody Cassidy

Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

The Lost World: Jurassic Park
August 19, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost World: Jurassic Park—Flawed Sequel is Roar

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

Jurassic Park on the SNES
August 16, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: SNES Adaptation is Roar (Real) Decent

Carmageddon 64
August 16, 2020July 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Carmageddon 64: Disastrous Port of Controversial PC Racer

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

Jeopardy! on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jeopardy! Terrible N64 Game of the Day #2

Wheel of Fortuna on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020August 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wheel of Fortune: Terrible N64 Game of the Day #1

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