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Laysara: Summit Kingdom city builder game
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Laysara: Summit Kingdom is a Beautiful City Builder ⛰️

Exographer the physics puzzle platformer
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Exographer: Particle Physics-Based Platformer With Puzzles 🔬

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

The Raggy Dolls
October 14, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Raggy Dolls: A Fun Show For Kids About Rejects

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Donkey Kong the 1981 arcade game
October 11, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong: Nintendo’s Legendary Arcade Unit

Minesweeper the video game
October 11, 2020April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Minesweeper: Explosive Minimalistic Puzzle Game 💥

The Victim by P.D. James
October 10, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Victim by P.D. James

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Challenger: The Final Flight Netflix documentary
October 7, 2020October 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Challenger: The Final Flight—Humane Look at a Disaster

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

Super Mario 3D All-Stars
October 4, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario 3D All-Stars: Hell Yes To This Collection

The Super Mario Bros. 3 gaming watch by Nintendo.
October 4, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 3 Game Watch—LCD Review Ahoy

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett
October 3, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Little Sod by Simon Brett

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

Bottom Live 2: The Big Number 2 Tour
September 30, 2020September 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bottom Live: The Big Number 2 Tour—Violent Anti-Monarchy Fun

Deep space with billions of planets and stars
September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Business Health & Safety Requirements in Space

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

The Oregon Trail game from 1985.
September 27, 2020May 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Oregon Trail Game: Education Classic With Dysentery

Game and Watch Gallery for the Game Boy
September 27, 2020September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Game & Watch Gallery: Game Boy Retro Romp is Retro

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver
September 26, 2020September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Homeland by Barbara Kingsolver

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

Weekend at Bernie's II
September 23, 2020January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Weekend at Bernie’s II: High-Concept Comedy About Death

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

Mario Bros bottle factory for Game & Watch from 1983.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Bros. Bottle Factory Game & Watch: Smashing!

Mario's Cement Factory on the Game & Watch.
September 20, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario’s Cement Factory: Game & Watch Classic is Concrete

Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector
September 19, 2020September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hour of the Star by Clarice Lispector

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

All is Lost starring Robert Redford.
September 16, 2020September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

All is Lost: Gem of a Survival Drama With Robert Redford

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

EarthBound on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020September 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

EarthBound: Pontificating Over the SNES RPG Legend

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament on the Super Nintendo
September 13, 2020November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Micro Machines 2: Turbo Tournament—Super Fun Racer

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