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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

Gene Krupa playing the drums
June 1, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gene Krupa: The World’s First Jazz Drummer Superstar

Baba Is You
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baba is You: Unique (and cute) Puzzle Game Indie Romp

Zenge
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Zenge: Relaxing Puzzle Game Artistic Antics, Ahoy!

The Coincidance by Handsome Dancer
May 30, 2020February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Coincidance: Let’s Go Camp For Handsome Dancer

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

The Wrong Trousers
May 27, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Trousers: Wallace & Gromit Epic About Pants

The Who - Live at Leeds
May 26, 2020November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Quick One, While He’s Away: Tribute to The Who’s Classic

Murray the Skull
May 25, 2020September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Skull: A Tribute to This Demonic Being

Mario Kart Wii
May 24, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Wii: Super Addictive Motion Sensing Racing Thing

Super Smash Bros on the N64
May 24, 2020May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Smash Bros: Yes, We’re Discussing the N64’s Fighting Game

Danny, The Champion of the World by Roald Dahl
May 23, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Danny, the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl

Jeremy Irons in the Dungeons and Dragons film
May 21, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

“LET THEIR BLOOD… RAIN FROM THE SKY!” Ironing out D&D

A Grand Day Out
May 20, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Grand Day Out: Wallace and Gromit Prove the Moon is Cheese

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

Rock and roll guitar sign
May 18, 2020May 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Halfwit” Into the Title

Mario Kart Double Dash!!
May 17, 2020May 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Dashing Racing Fun?

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
May 17, 2020May 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures—It’s Fun!

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

Journey to Silius
May 10, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Journey to Silius: Terminated Sci-Fi NES Platformer Dude

Duck Hunt on the NES
May 10, 2020May 26, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Duck Hunt: Quacking NES Light Gun Game 🦆

Underwater Dogs by Seth Casteel
May 9, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Underwater Dogs by Seth Casteel

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

Leonardi DiCaprio doing his strut
May 4, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Leo Strut: Revisiting This Great Thing

Doom 64
May 3, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Doom 64: The Surprisingly Good FPS Shooty Game

Extreme-G
May 3, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Extreme-G: The N64’s Fast, Foggy, & Futuristic Racing Romp

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher
May 2, 2020May 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

Red Dead Redemption II
April 26, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dead Redemption II: Pretty Solid AAA Adventure Romp

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