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October 19, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sunsets Explained

October 18, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For When You’re Late For Work

October 17, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice: No Bits…

October 16, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice: With Bits

October 15, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of The Andromeda Spiral Galaxy

October 14, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For A Lazy Sunday

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October 13, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Looper: Great Fun Sci-Fi Time Travel Romp

October 12, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The All Time Great Unused Band Names

October 11, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

October 10, 2012October 10, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Be Warned: Here Be Mr. Wapojif’s Manifesto In Full!

October 9, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Political Movement

October 8, 2012October 8, 2012Mr. Wapojif

What do eyebrows do?

October 7, 2012October 7, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Farewell, sunlight!

October 5, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

October 4, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Schumacher is going AWOL

October 3, 2012October 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Donuts For Breakfast, Bond?

October 2, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Exactly Are Twinkies?

October 1, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

September 30, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

September 29, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Free Brainstorm For Writers

September 28, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special

September 27, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Legend, The Myths, The Truth

September 21, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Today’s Horoscopes

September 19, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels

September 18, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: Part #1

September 17, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive! Proof Of How “They” Make Light bulbs

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September 16, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story

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September 15, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Questions We’d Ask Marco Polo

September 15, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

We Went AWOL – Now We’re Back

September 6, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

September 5, 2012September 6, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Really Made Out Of Sweets?

September 4, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Wild Stag Pulls A Stupid Face

September 3, 2012September 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

August 31, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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