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March 8, 2012March 10, 2012Mr. Wapojif

If They Hadn’t Been Good At That…

March 7, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Top Ten Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012January 10, 2019Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

March 5, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

March 4, 2012March 4, 2012Truman Trumanson

A Brief Moment in History: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

March 3, 2012March 3, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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February 22, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

February 21, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column

February 20, 2012October 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

February 19, 2012October 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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February 18, 2012October 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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