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Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

The Best Incremental Games of All Time
June 2, 2026June 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Incremental Games of All Time 🖱️

March 8, 2020March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knight Lore: Groundbreaking Isometric Adventure Romp

Jetpac the 1983 arcade classic-min
March 8, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jetpac: Addictive Space Arcade Shooter Majigger

The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
March 7, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

Goldeneye 007 2010 - Nintendo Wii edition
March 1, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 (2010): Wii Remake of the Classic N64 FPS

Call of Duty - Black Ops II
March 1, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Call of Duty: Black Ops II—Daft FPS Thing With Guns

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
February 29, 2020March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Toto IV
February 24, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toto: The Tragedies and Triumphs of a Hit ’80s Band

The King's Bird
February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The King’s Bird: Graceful Precision-Platformer Thing

Runbow
February 23, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Runbow: Action-Packed Platform Racing Multiplayer

The Bees by Laline Paull
February 22, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Bees by Laline Paull

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Dead Cells - The Bad Seed DLC
February 16, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: The Bad Seed—DLC for an Indie Game Classic

Frostpunk
February 16, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frostpunk: Snow & Survival in Intense Strategy Sim

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
February 15, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

The Angry Red Planet
February 12, 2020February 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Angry Red Planet: Sci-Fi Cult Classic & Proof of Life on Mars

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Big Red Racing
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Big Red Racing: Radical Retro Racing Glory

Home by Toni Morrison
February 8, 2020February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Home by Toni Morrison

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

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