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Santa's Corduroy Crisis
September 21, 2026September 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Corduroy Crisis 🚨

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

The Kings of Summer
August 12, 2020August 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kings of Summer: Upbeat Romp Full of Youthful Energy

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

Jeopardy! on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jeopardy! Terrible N64 Game of the Day #2

Wheel of Fortuna on the Nintendo 64
August 9, 2020August 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wheel of Fortune: Terrible N64 Game of the Day #1

Magic Eye: A New Way of Looking at the World
August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Magic Eye Books: Celebrating the Infuriating Staring Contest

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Touch the Truck
August 6, 2020July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Touch the Truck: Another Stupid Reality TV Show

Jason and the Argonauts
August 5, 2020August 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jason and the Argonauts: Epic With Argy-Bargy Skeletons

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

Carrion
August 2, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Carrion: Creepy Reverse Body Horror Monster Majigger

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship on the Nintendo 64
August 2, 2020June 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MRC: Multi-Racing Championship: The 3 Track N64 Racer

Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia
August 1, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Caperucita Roja by Paloma Valdivia

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Rubens Barrichello wins at Hockenheim in 2000 for Ferrari
July 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Hockenheim 2000: Barrichello’s Crazy & Tearful First Win

Braveheart
July 29, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: The Greatest Film Ever Made

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Banjo-Tooie N64 box
July 26, 2020July 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Banjo-Tooie: The Less Famous N64 Sequel Thing

Cruis'n USA on the Nintendo 64
July 26, 2020August 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cruis’n USA: Dodgy N64 Port Isn’t a Retro Gaming Dream

Colossal Cave Adventure 1992 edition
July 25, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Text Adventures: A Brief History of Interactive Fiction Games

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Dastardly and Muttley in their Flying Machines-min
July 22, 2020July 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dastardly & Muttley in Their Flying Machines: Catch the Pigeon!

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

Forager
July 19, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Forager: Cute Survival Sim That Gets Complex Fast

The Outer Worlds
July 19, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Outer Worlds: You Might Enjoy This Action RPG

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Drummer John Densmore sitting behind his kit
July 16, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

John Densmore: The Doors’ Super Sharp Drummer

The Ren & Stimpy Show
July 15, 2020July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ren & Stimpy Show: Dark Humour With a Chihuahua & Cat

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

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