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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

The End
July 4, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Twist Endings That Never Were

The Real Chernobyl
July 3, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Real Chernobyl: In the Aftermath of a Hit TV Show

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword
June 30, 2019February 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword—Good Or Bad?

Space Station Silicon Valley on the N64
June 30, 2019April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Space Station Silicon Valley: Sci-Fi Oddity For the N64

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories
June 29, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Penguin Book of Japanese Short Stories

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Two aeroplanes flying in a sunset
June 27, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Juliana International Airport: Hurray For Ultra-Dangerous Tourism

The Sword in the Stone by Disney
June 26, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sword in the Stone: Fond Memories of Disney’s ’60s Romp

Bono singing
June 25, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Musicians That Never Were: Yoko Bono

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

Unravel Two
June 23, 2019December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Unravel Two: Super Charming 2D Yarn Along

Refunct
June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Refunct: The Short But Peaceful Relaxathon

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey
June 22, 2019August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

The BFG - 1989
June 19, 2019March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The BFG: 1989’s Take on Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Classic

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

Resident Evil 4 - Wii Edition
June 16, 2019November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Resident Evil 4: Super Spooky Gorefest is Still Violent

Return of the Obra Dinn
June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Return of the Obra Dinn: Unique Sea Shanty of an Indie Game

June 15, 2019April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Therapy by Joe Harkness

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

Memento
June 12, 2019October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Memento: Christopher Nolan’s Breakout Masterpiece

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

Sky Force Reloaded
June 9, 2019June 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sky Force Reloaded: Proper Belting Old School Shooter Thing

Spirits
June 9, 2019June 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Spirits: Relaxing Kodama Puzzler With Wind (not that type)

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini
June 8, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Gato Roboto
June 2, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gato Roboto: Epic Little Cat-Happy Robo Adventure

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