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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Monty Python's Life of Brian.
January 16, 2019March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Life of Brian: Worshipping Monty Python’s Masterpiece

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Chrono Trigger
January 13, 2019September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chrono Trigger: Legendary SNES RPG is Still An All-Time Classic

Street Fighter II Turbo on the SNES
January 13, 2019April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Street Fighter II Turbo: A Beat-Em-Up Worth Beating Up

Phineas Gage and the iron rod
January 12, 2019January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor

January 12, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Nikolai Gogol: The Nose

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Cat jumping
January 9, 2019July 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Jumping: Celebrating Feline Leaping Skills

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

January 6, 2019February 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Isolation: The Scariest Scary Horror Game Since Scares Began

Super ghouls 'n ghosts on the snes-min
January 6, 2019March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Ghouls ‘N Ghosts: The Mega Difficult SNES Classic

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Jet Force Gemini
December 30, 2018March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jet Force Gemini: Rare’s Epic Shooter Still Packs a Punch

Rive - Ultimate Edition
December 30, 2018December 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rive: Ultimate Edition – Tough Shooter With American Accent

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
December 29, 2018January 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Christmas Day presents
December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest with Jack Nicholson
December 25, 2018January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: Still Not Mad, Just Stunning

Christmas FAQs with Santa Claus
December 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Perfect Dark
December 23, 2018March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Perfect Dark: Rare’s Excellently Flawed Shooty Boom Kill FPS Romp

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion
December 20, 2018August 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion: Eerie TV History

Rain
December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

Black humour1
December 18, 2018November 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Should You Be Laughing At This? by Hugleikur Dagsson

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Mole Mania
December 16, 2018January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mole Mania: Crazed Puzzle Game From 1996 You Didn’t Know Exists

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

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