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A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

Two pigeons in the evening near the London eye
May 12, 2012April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”

Prince Charles on the BBC weather
May 11, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Prince Charles Presents the BBC Weather

Mount Everest in the distance surrounded by countryside
May 8, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?

Tower Bridge during the 2012 London Olympics
May 7, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

London Olympics 2012: Costing an Arm, a Leg, and £24 billion

A giant super moon in the sky with bats flying
May 6, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All

Boris Johnson in cartoon form
May 5, 2012April 13, 2020Truman Trumanson

Boris Johnson—Mayor of London!

May 4, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!

May 3, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory

A funny looking alpaca
May 2, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals

April 21, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

History
April 17, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Three Notable Eccentrics From History

A block of cheese
April 15, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

Shelves
April 14, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shelves: A Brief History

April 13, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

Keith Moon being serious for once.
April 12, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At 2012 London Olympics

A yellow wall with a lady walking past it
April 11, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

April 3, 2012March 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

Rayman Origins
April 2, 2012February 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills

April Fool's Day
April 1, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play

We Need To Talk About Kevin
March 31, 2012March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

Beans on Toast
March 17, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

Calendar with all the weekends highlighted
March 15, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend

We're hiring sign for new jobs on a darkened alley
March 14, 2012March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

March 10, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

A meeting of common people working common jobs
March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012April 14, 2020Truman Trumanson

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

March 4, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History

Wellington boots in a garden with plants in them
March 3, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Diary of a Wellington Inspector

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