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Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 10, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

The Best Incremental Games of All Time
June 2, 2026June 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Incremental Games of All Time 🖱️

People queuing
April 11, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Worms on the Game Boy
April 7, 2019March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worms: Childhood Favourite With Combat Worms & Explosions

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
April 7, 2019August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins is an Oddball Romp

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima
April 6, 2019April 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

Lying
April 2, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Tell if Someone is Lying

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Final Fantasy VII on the Switch
March 31, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: Masterpiece Hits the Nintendo Switch

Wario Land Super Mario Land 3
March 31, 2019February 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 – Wario Game Boy Time

The Pillow Book
March 30, 2019August 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Haiku Adventure
March 24, 2019March 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Adventure: The Poetic Point & Click Romp (preview)

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

The Favourite
March 20, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

Escape Doodland
March 17, 2019March 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Escape Doodland: Quirky Endless Runner With Chronic Flatulence

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
March 16, 2019March 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

A bridge in Vermont
March 12, 2019March 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Vermont: Professional Moron Hits America!

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

PiAWk
March 10, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

PiAwk: Cute Bird Indie Romp With a Chirp in its Step (preview)

Unruly Heroes
March 10, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Unruly Heroes: Rayman Meets Kung Fu Type Fun Hijinks

March 9, 2019March 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa: The Nose (鼻)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

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