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A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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December 11, 2020December 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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October 29, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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September 24, 2020September 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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September 18, 2020March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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August 24, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

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August 3, 2020July 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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