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Tag: Bed

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January 29, 2021January 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

Potatoes
March 14, 2019March 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016August 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

August 23, 2012February 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

A businessman working out his company slogan
August 20, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
Big building! 🏙 #Manchester #city #citylife #architecture #architecturephotography #buildings #buildingphotography #architecturelovers

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