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Tag: Britain

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016February 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

August 22, 2014November 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

November 19, 2012November 19, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

November 3, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm In Amongst da Cold

October 10, 2012October 10, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Be Warned: Here Be Mr. Wapojif’s Manifesto In Full!

July 29, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do The British Complain About The Weather?

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