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Tag: Construction

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Buy Cement Now!
February 24, 2022February 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Buy Cement! Now! NOW!! NOW!!! [Sponsored Post]

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

Design floors and design flaws
June 21, 2016June 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Design Floors vs Design Flaws: Which is Best?

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

May 22, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better: Pomegranate Or Granite?

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

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