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An angel at Christmas
1 week ago November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Two Sides of the Moon
August 2, 2019August 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Two Sides of the Moon: Keith Moon’s Disastrous Solo Album

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017August 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Reed: The Very Best Eccentric Interviews

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017February 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

December 12, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

July 15, 2012October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

May 31, 2012May 31, 2012Truman Trumanson

What it means to be British!

May 25, 2012May 25, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Twitter – Proof of Impending Alien Invasions and Complex Frog Polemics.

March 13, 2012January 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column – He’s Not Gone Mental!

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