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Tag: Drunk

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu NES game
February 28, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu: Oddball NES Title With Inebriation

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Two Sides of the Moon
August 2, 2019April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Two Sides of the Moon: Keith Moon’s Disastrous Solo Album

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

KererÅ« Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

Oliver Reed - eccentric interviews
June 9, 2017March 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Reed: The Very Best Eccentric Interviews

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Hilarious drunken UK riot
February 13, 2017February 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

March 25, 2013March 26, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

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I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
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